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[gangstering]

Good. You should do that. You shouldn't take crap.

Yeah. It's fucked up. All based on whatever shitty ears or tail you got stuck on you. It's stupid as hell.

[Kuzuryuu thinks so too.]

[adjustable]

has anyone been hasslin you?

[Souda can't promise he'll, uh, charge to the rescue. But he'll certainly provide moral support!!]

[gangstering]

Nah. One of my roommates seems like an ass.

[It's Kuzuryuu. He is the ass in the room.]

People been messing with you? 'cause if they are you should tell me.

[...Kuzuryuu will threaten the hell out of them.]

[adjustable]

what, you gonna beat them up for me?

[No way, right? He wouldn't? ... Would he? Now Souda's curious about it.]

[gangstering]

If they don't stop after I threaten them, yeah.

You gotta follow through with threats or people wind up not taking you serious.

[...Yakuza words of wisdom.

Yes he would beat people up for you, Souda. You are his friend.]

[adjustable]

eh? you seriously would?

[...Really? He's not just saying that? Souda's staring, bewildered, at his device... Well. Now he's flustered and touched.]

anyway it's fine, you don't gotta threaten anyone. no-one's been hasslin me

[Any more than usual, at least.]

[gangstering]

Of course.

But good. If that changes, let me know.

[He will keep an eye out on his friend here. They will keep an eye out for each other! Right?]

[adjustable]

[He now has a severe case of the dokis. Bro dokis. Brokis. This friendship power is just too strong!]

yeah sure, i'll let you know

[An extended pause between texts. But then:] thanks