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day 16

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is it cannibalism if i eat chicken??

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I ASKED THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION THE OTHER DAY.

Anyway.

Yeah. Probably.

Cannibal.

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shut up!!

you're probably gonna be a cannibal one day too!

[he's a (relatively big ish) cat, Souda, you don't eat cats...]

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Because some cafe is going to be serving fucking jaguar or tiger as a lunch special?

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you never know here!

anyway you're a predator, that's as bad as a cannibal! carnivore!!

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That makes you prey, right?

What're you doing for dinner?

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not makin you anythin!!

[Not that he needs the food when he's at his fancy dorm with the luxurious meals but... listen. It's a matter of principle.]

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[Souda can't see it, but Kuzuryuu is laughing. He needed this. Thanks for making him smile, Souda.]

Ha. All right, moron. I'll make you something.

Why don't you come over? We'll grab some stuff from the kitchen.

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[Souda would be happier if the smiling wasn't at his expense... But alas. This is how his life goes.]

make something or make me into something?!

[YOU CARNIVORE]

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Idiot. Make something.

Come on. Like I'd actually want to eat some neon pink parrot.

Or, you know, the only friend I've got in this place.

[YOU CHICKEN.]

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['Friend'? Souda thinks with a little surprise. Kuzuryuu thinks of him as a friend? Not just a comrade, or a classmate?

He's not sure how to react to that one... so he doesn't!]

kay, i'm comin over then

but you better do a better job of bein nice to me if you want me to help you cook!

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Yeah yeah. Nice. Got it.

Hurry up already.