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Yeah, me too.

[Don't tell anyone that, Souda. He'll deny it and threaten you. But it's Souda, so it's okay to tell him.]

Yeah? So what do you wanna try to do?

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[Him too? Like Souda'd tell anyone-- like anyone else'd get to hear about all the stuff he's afraid of to begin with.]

maybe start with takin less crap and sayin things instead of just lettin people talk

you've seen this class bullshit around here, right? it's for preserving the peace or whatever, with certain animals having to be certain things, but it all sounds stupid

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Good. You should do that. You shouldn't take crap.

Yeah. It's fucked up. All based on whatever shitty ears or tail you got stuck on you. It's stupid as hell.

[Kuzuryuu thinks so too.]

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has anyone been hasslin you?

[Souda can't promise he'll, uh, charge to the rescue. But he'll certainly provide moral support!!]

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Nah. One of my roommates seems like an ass.

[It's Kuzuryuu. He is the ass in the room.]

People been messing with you? 'cause if they are you should tell me.

[...Kuzuryuu will threaten the hell out of them.]

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what, you gonna beat them up for me?

[No way, right? He wouldn't? ... Would he? Now Souda's curious about it.]

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If they don't stop after I threaten them, yeah.

You gotta follow through with threats or people wind up not taking you serious.

[...Yakuza words of wisdom.

Yes he would beat people up for you, Souda. You are his friend.]

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eh? you seriously would?

[...Really? He's not just saying that? Souda's staring, bewildered, at his device... Well. Now he's flustered and touched.]

anyway it's fine, you don't gotta threaten anyone. no-one's been hasslin me

[Any more than usual, at least.]

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Of course.

But good. If that changes, let me know.

[He will keep an eye out on his friend here. They will keep an eye out for each other! Right?]

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[He now has a severe case of the dokis. Bro dokis. Brokis. This friendship power is just too strong!]

yeah sure, i'll let you know

[An extended pause between texts. But then:] thanks